JENNIFER ANISTON
"It's impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying."

"If we can say, 'I loved, and I received a lot of love,' then great. That's enough."

"I always say, 'Don't make plans, make options'."

"When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed."

"I've always wanted to have children, and I would never give up that experience for a career. I want to have it all."

"I wouldn't change my childhood, I wouldn't change my heartaches, I wouldn't change my successes... I really love who I am."

"I have a great family and great friends who give me lots of love and support."

"You can't ask: 'Why is this happening to me?' It's happening to you! Life's tough. Get a helmet."

"When you watch the show in reruns... it’s so funny to be flipping channels and see an old episode and think, ‘God we were awful. Such babies'"

"You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both."

"The first time my husband kissed me I stopped breathing. He literally took my breath away"

"Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos-they're rebellious"

"I'm very old fashioned when it comes to love. I like men who act like gentlemen. The first time a boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, I nearly cried"



RACHEL GREEN (FRIENDS)
Rachel: "So are things between you and Joey getting any better?"
Chandler: "It couldn't get any worse. Last night, I spent eight hours calling him, trying to get him to talk to me."
Rachel: "Oh, wow. Eight hours. So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh?"
Ross: "Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?"
Rachel: You shouldn't

Phoebe: "In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie."
Rachel: "What?"
Phoebe: "Smoked a joint. You know, lit a bone... weed, hemp, ganja..."
Rachel: "Okay, okay! I'm with ya, Cheech."

Rachel: "Did I get a job? Are you kidding? I'm trained at nothing!

Rachel: "Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing."

Rachel: "Fasten your seat belts, it's pee pee time."

Monica to Joey: "Oh, wait! (reads) "P.S. Enclosed, please find 14 of my eyelashes.""
Rachel: "You know, in Crazy World, that means you're married!"

Monica: "Well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress."
Rachel: "Oh, I see... and I'm sort of maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics."

Rachel: "OK, OK, OK. Moving on, moving on, next question. OK, number 29. Have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightening bearer? OK, number 30."
Monica: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's go back to 29."
Rachel: "Not, uh, not to my recollection."
Monica: "Hu-uh. Alright. Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me."
Rachel: "Only 'cause you took up half the circle!"

Rachel: "Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"

Ross: "And you had no idea they weren't getting along?"
Rachel: "None."
Joey: "They didn't fight a lot?"
Rachel: "No! They didn't even talk to each other! My god, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?"

Rachel to Ross: "If you really care about me at all, will you get the pie in the man's hood"